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Obama Jokes That the White House Puts ‘Crack’ in Its Pies

While speaking at an LGBT Pride Month reception at the White House on Monday, the president took a moment to acknowledge White House executive pastry chef Bill Yosses, “a man who’s made life at the White House very sweet.” Obama explained that they call him “the crustmaster,” “because his pies, I don’t know what he does, whether he puts crack in them … but … ” Making drug jokes is just the latest sign that Obama is ready to cut loose, but it seems the First Lady’s senioritis hasn’t fully set in. “No he doesn’t,” she interjected. “There is no crack in our pies.”

Obama: White House May Put ‘Crack’ in Its Pies